Monday, October 4, 2010

The Fairy and the Democrats

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their rear ends!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

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