Let me get this straight......
We're trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it;
passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it;
to be signed by a president that also is exempt from it and hasn't read it and who smokes;
with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes;
all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese;
financed by a country that's broke!
What the hell could possibly go wrong?