I thought I would start the weekend with quotations I got off a joke email a friend sent to me. Enjoy!
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
- Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
OBrien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Leno
Q: Whats the difference between Obamas cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Letterman
Q: Whats the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the Cash for clunkers program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
- Letterman
1 comment:
These are great!!!!! Thanks for the laugh. I'll be sharing these with others :)
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