Friday, April 23, 2010

Late Night Humor

I thought I would start the weekend with quotations I got off a joke email a friend sent to me.  Enjoy!

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
- Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: Whats the difference between Obamas cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: Whats the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Q: What was the most positive result of the Cash for clunkers program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
- Letterman

1 comment:

Annie said...

These are great!!!!! Thanks for the laugh. I'll be sharing these with others :)