It would seem that the nation has become so polarized these days that often times conservatives and liberals don't even share a common language anymore. While the following example is meant to be somewhat funny and tongue-in-cheek, there is definitely more than a grain of truth to it all. That said, our polarized nation is neatly characterized by the typical Californian's vocabulary as compared to that of the typical Texan's. (Austin notwithstanding.) Cheers y'all!