Well, I would first want to take over our education system in order to indoctrinate our kids into believing that they live in an unjust and racist nation that brings nothing but ruin to others throughout the world. I would ignore teaching them of the United States history where we overcame so many great sins, like slavery and women’s inequality in rights. I would bury the truth of how the United States fought and buried hundreds of thousands of men in defense against the true fascism of Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, and Mussolini’s Italy. I surely wouldn’t tell of the largesse in charity and foreign aid given to nations throughout the world, especially in times of disaster. No, that would go against the woke narrative. Oh, and I’d erase college debt for the rich that went to college and put the burden on the tax payers that chose not to go, as they couldn’t afford it.
I would champion that I was a member of the party of science and then explain how gender is fluid and boys can actually be women and dominate girls’ sports, walk around naked in girls’ shower rooms, and any complaining about that or the man’s ability to menstruate or become pregnant would immediately be mocked and shut down with cries of transphobia.
Which leads to the next thing that I would do, which would be to weaken and eventually destroy the traditional nuclear family. It is just another form of patriarchal oppression designed to keep women and children in their places, even though I would ignore the fact that my supreme court justice would be unable to define what a woman was.
Next, I would raise taxes on the “rich” and on corporations that “don’t pay their fair share” in order to appease the ignorant and greedy among us. I sure wouldn’t let it be known that the top 1% of income earners pay nearly 40% of the federal tax burden while only making 20% of the national income. I would never tell that the bottom 50% of income earners pay 3% of the overall federal tax burden. Oh, and I wouldn’t let the foolish know that corporations simply pass the cost of corporate taxes onto their customers via higher prices for their goods and services. I’d certainly never point out the waste, fraud, and abuse of our federal revenues by our congress and president to fund things never intended and often forbidden in our constitution. But I would definitely add 87000 more IRS agents to bring in additional revenue anyway.
I would abandon our non-woke allies, especially those that have fought and died beside us, like the myriads of good people we left behind in Afghanistan along with not too few Americans. I would ignore the only stable democracy and friend in the Middle East and champion the creation of a terrorist state right beside Israel with a divided Jerusalem as their respective capitals. I would give the terrorist mullahs of Iran whatever they wanted in exchange for proven empty promises of not building nuclear weapons.
I would sacrifice America’s energy independence by fiat so that inefficient and woefully inadequate “green technologies” could be subsidized by tax payers and thus create enormous inflation in energy costs. Of course, those cost would be transmitted on down to the necessary goods we need as the price of creating them and transporting them to market skyrocket accordingly.
I would collude with like-minded fascist politicians, media outlets, and social media CEOs to ensure that only my narrative of the good I am doing was promulgated to the ignorant masses. I would ensure that any contrary opinion, especially if backed by evidence, was censored at best or ridiculed as false information and ironically as propaganda at worst.
Continuing, I would point out that the constitution is a “document of negative liberties” that restricts the benevolence of our federal government from taking the steps necessary to take care of us all from womb to the tomb. (Assuming one makes it out of the womb alive, that is.)
I would find non-existent rights in the constitution to kill our unborn and decry the ruin of democracy as the court sends the issue back to the people of the United States to actually vote on the issue. All the while, I would take firmly existing rights that the constitution clearly states are rights of all Americans and restrict them to my own benefit. Freedom of speech would be curtailed if it was offensive and be branded as hate speech. Owning any firearm greater than a musket would be curtailed as a tool of violent extremists, while ignoring the actual violent extremists who burn down our neighborhoods in mostly peaceful protests. I’d defund the police too, but ensure that a social worker shows up to handle any hostile but misunderstood ne’er do well. Religious liberties would continue to be ignored and restricted.
I would ensure that laws were enforced and evidence fabricated against my enemies while turning a blind eye to the law breaking by those whom agree with my fascism. I’d weaponize the FBI and make sure that those with the temerity to rise up against me would be brought low with the full might of the federal government.
While I understand that America is a fascist, racist, sexist, homo-phobic nation, I would still open the borders to those foolish enough to still want to come here. I wouldn’t ask about their vaccination status, let alone their criminal record as I welcome the drug traffickers, human smugglers, and terrorists into our nation with open arms. (This does not excuse citizens from not being vaccinated as per my fascist mandates, mind you!)
I would do all of this to unite this nation while pointing out that those that disagree with me are violent extremists bent on destroying our way of life.
Yep, if I were a fascist extremist this is the very formula I would use to take this country down a few notches as I sought to fundamentally transform it, so help me God.
Oops… just and expression. God has no place in this Amerika. I’d continue to make sure of that too.
Euripides said, “Those whom the gods destroy, they first
make mad.” Well, I don’t know if Biden
is mad or just in the final throes of dementia and terminal senility. All of that said, if I am a semi-fascist
according to him, one cannot help but wonder what that makes him. Complete destruction of our liberties in this
great American experiment cannot come fast enough for the real fascists in our
government evidently.
